Jeff's Jots

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Idol Worship? Not Me!

I have a confession to make. I-I'm so ashamed I'm not sure I can even get it out I-I-I I've never watched American Idol Never. Not one episode. Well that's not completely true. I did watch for about 10 minutes once just to see what the fuss was about. I couldn't figure it out in 10 minutes and... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 25, 2007

The difference between a psychotic and a neurotic

A psychotic thinks two and two are five. A neurotic knows two and two are four but hates it. Sign in to see full entry.

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Saturday, March 24, 2007

Inferiority

I worry that my inferiority complex is not as good as other people's. Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 11, 2007

Provactive Question

If someone could tell you when you were going to die, would you want to know? Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Troublemakers

My mother thinks I'm going to be branded a troublemaker because I filed a grievance at work. Here are some other troublemakers I'm familiar with. George Washington Thomas Jefferson Mahatma Ghandi Martin Luther KIng Rosa Parks Ralph Nader Susan B Anthony Gloria Steinem. With that kind of company I'd... Sign in to see full entry.

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Sunday, March 4, 2007

March 4th

March 4th is the only day of the year that makes a complete sentence. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, March 1, 2007

Whole Foods

I believe in eating whole foods. Just yesterday, I ate a whole bag of potato chips. Sign in to see full entry.

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Not my mother

The other day my mother was describing an encounter with a male companion when she said "I could tell he was getting aroused and so was I." I want Mom to be able to talk with me about anything but the idea of my 71 year old mother being sexually aroused.... It will take some getting used to. Sign in to see full entry.

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Monday, February 19, 2007

Expensive "'Company"

I was out for a walk one day when this young lady came by and asked if I'd like some company. I thought it was an odd question since she was walking the opposite direction but I said sure why not. So we continued walking and chatting about mundane subjects like the weather and the neighborhood when... Sign in to see full entry.

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Wednesday, January 3, 2007

Blessings

If I took the time to count all my blessings, I wouldn't have time to do anything else. Sign in to see full entry.

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