Tuesday, December 2, 2008
Wrong Season
Why does the radio keep playing "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year?" It's not baseball season.
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Sunday, November 23, 2008
Thanksgiving When I Was Three
When my friend Missy was three years old, she uttered a "four-letter word" at Thanksgiving dinner. Now whenever she feels compelled to say a naughty word she says "Thanksgiving when I was three. I've heard her say it so many times that now whenever I hear or see the word "Thanksgiving" I mentally...
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Sunday, November 16, 2008
Slowing Down?
My local gym posts a quote of the week. This week's quote is from Abraham Lincoln: "Things may come to those who wait but only the things left behind by those who hustle" I'm thinking that if those who hustle are leaving things behind, maybe they should slow down.
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Saturday, October 18, 2008
I gotta go pee
(To the tune of I Gotta Be Me) I gotta go pee I gotta go pee Hard as I try to hold it inside I gotta go pee I wanna pee Not merely just poop I gotta find a place to go pee or go in my pants I gotta go pee I gotta go pee Hard as I try to hold it inside I gotta go pee. I'll go pee alone That's how it...
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Thursday, October 9, 2008
What's the difference?
I've ask this question of dozens of people over the years and I've never gotten a clear answer. What's the difference between a college and a university?
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Monday, October 6, 2008
Debate vs Playoffs
I didn't watch the vice presidential debate. I watched the baseball playoffs instead. The playoffs are more important
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Saturday, September 27, 2008
Heavenly Sacrifice?
If Jesus died for our sins, didn't he go to heaven? Doesn't sound like much of a sacrifice to me.
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Going to Hell?
I have a friend who has been trying out different religions. Right now she's exploring Catholicism. She told me the other day that she was afraid of going to hell for her sins. I pointed out that she shouldn't have to worry about that because according to Christianity Jesus died for our sins. She...
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Sunday, September 21, 2008
The (naughty word) Contest
This is a rerun of a story I posted a couple years back. I contains a "four letter word" so if you're offended by swear words, you might want to skip it. My friend Bruce was dating a girl name Rosemary. Rosemary was a musician and was serious enough about it that she played in competitions. She was...
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Sunday, September 14, 2008
Poor circulation.
I hear the magazine called "baby" isn't selling very well. Apparently a lot of babies don't know how to read.
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